"Cow Birthing"
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he
noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm
going to have to start explaining the birds and the bees.
No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son
and said, "Well son, do you have any
questions?"
"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad.
"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
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