“The Bible Funnies”
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and
Eve were created from an apple tree.
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire
by night.
The Jews had trouble throughout their history with the
unsympathetic Genitals.
Samsom slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
Unleavened bread is bread made without ingredients.
Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10
commandments.
The seventh commandment is "thou shalt not admit
adultery."
Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who
lived in Biblical times.
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
The people who followed Jesus was called the 12 decibels.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for
marriage.
A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
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