“Politics”
A little boy came home from school one day and said to his father...
"Dad, what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about
it for school tomorrow."
Father thought and said, "Ok son, the best way to learn is from an
analogy. Let's say that I'm capitalism because I am the breadwinner and your mother
is the government because she controls everything and the maid is the working class
because she works for us, and you will be the people because you answer to us, and your
baby brother will be the future. Does that help you son?
The little boy said he would think about it.
Later that night, after everyone went to sleep the little boy was awakened by
his baby brother crying and he found a dirty diaper. So he went down the hall to his
parent's room and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light in the maid's
room and looked through a crack in the door to see his father in bed with the maid.
So he decided to turn around and go back to bed.
The next morning at breakfast he said....
"Dad I think I understand politics now."
The father said....
"Excellent, what have you learned?"
The little boy thought a minute and said....
"I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is
sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of crap.".
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