"Dictate"
Little Johnny & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla,
"How do you spell 'dumb'?"
Darla says, "D-u-m-b, dumb."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
She says, “Little Johnny is dumb."
The teacher says, "Now spell 'stupid.'"
Darla says "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
Darla says, "Little Johnny is stupid."
Then the teacher calls on Little Johnny and says,
“Little Johnny, spell dictate."
Little Johnny stands and says, "D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
"I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate
good!"
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