“Questions, Questions...“
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and say, "Mommy, how old are
you?"
The mom says, "Son, there are some questions you should never ask a
lady, and that's one of them."
The boy says, "Okay, Mommy. How much do you weigh?"
She says, "Son, that's another question you should never ask a
lady."
The boy says, "Okay, Mommy. Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
The mom says, "Okay, that's enough questions for now. Why don't you go outside and play?"
Little Johnny goes outside and sees a friend of his. He says to the friend, "I kept asking my mom
all of these questions about herself, and she wouldn't answer them."
His resourceful friend says, "You know what you should do? You should go into her purse and look at her
driver's license. They have all sorts of neat
information on those." Little Johnny
thinks it's a good idea. He goes into the
house and gets his mom's driver's license, then looks it over. Then, he goes to his mom, and says mischievously,
"Guess what, mom? I looked at your
driver's license, and now I know how old you are!"
The mom says, "Really?"
The boy says, "Yeah, you're 32! And
I know how much you weigh, too!"
The mom surprised says, "Oh, really?"
Little Johnny says, "Yeah, you weigh 150 pounds. And I also know why daddy divorced you, too!"
At this point, the paranoid mom says, "You do?!?"
Little Johnny says, "Yeah, because you got an 'F' in sex!"
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