“Flat Stomach”
The little Johnny wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears
a thumping sound coming from his parents’ room. Finally one morning he goes to his
mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises, and when I look
in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh... well...
ah.... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin
again."
And the boy thought for a moment and said, "Nahhh,
that won't work!"
His mom says, "Why?!?"
And the boy replied, "Because the lady next door comes
by after you leave each day, and blows him back up!"
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