“Telling It Like It Is”
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing
in the backyard. Soon, some honeybees started
swirling around, annoying Johnny. He began
stomping on them in his anger. His father
caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, "That's
it! No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny wandered upon some butterflies, and soon started
catching them and crushing them under his feet. His
father again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said "That's it! No butter for you for one month!"
Early that same evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner and got jumpy
when cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen floor.
She began stomping on them one by one until all the cockroaches were dead. Johnny's mother looked up to find Johnny and his
father standing there watching her, to which Johnny said, "Are you going to tell her,
daddy, or do you want me to?"
About a month later, the tired and frustrated father, upon coming home from
work, kicks the cat...... And the little
Johnny immediately offers, "Are you going to tell him, Mommy, or shall I?"
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