 "Two
Irishmen on the Bridge"
There are two Irishmen on the Forth road bridge in Edinburgh. One has a budgie on his shoulder, and the other has
a parrot and a shotgun.
The first takes a flying leap and unfortunately crashes to
his death in the icy cold waters of the Forth.
The second follows and halfway down he pulls out his
shotgun and shoots the parrot but this does not prevent his death as he also crashes into
the icy cold waters of the Forth.
They both meet up again as they go through the Pearly
gates. The first chap says, "I'm not
trying that 'budgie jumping' again!"
The second says, "And I'm never trying that 'parrot
shooting ' either!"
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