Pints of Guinness"
This Irish guy shows up in a pub one day and orders three
pints of Guinness. He takes sips from each glass until they are empty and calls the
bartender for three more. The bartender says, "Hey, pal, I don't mind bringing one at
a time, then they'll be fresh and cold."
"Nah... ahm preferrin' that ya bring 'em three at a
time. You see, me and me two brothers would meet at a pub and drink and have good times.
Now one is in Australia, the other in Canada and I'm here. We agreed before we split up
that we'd drink this way to each other's honor."
"Well," says the bartender, "that's a damn
good sentimental thing to do. I'll bring the pints as you ask."
Well, time goes on and the Irishman's peculiar habit is
known and accepted by all the pub regulars. One day, the Irishman comes in and orders only
two pints. A hush falls over the pub. Naturally, everyone figures something happened to
one of the brothers. A bunch of the regulars corner the bartender and finally persuade him
to find out what happened.
With a heavy heart, the bartender brings the two pints and
says, "Here's your pints... and let me offer my sincerest condolences. What
The Irishman looks extremely puzzled for a moment. When the
light comes on in his head, he starts laughing. "No,
no! 'Tis nothing like that. You see, I've given up drinking for Lent."
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