 "At
the Cemetery"
An Irish fella left the pub late one night, and since it
was late he figured to cut through the cemetery.
As he walked through it, he fell into a fresh cut grave..
Try as he could, the loose dirt allowed no hold, and he kept slipping back into the hole..
Finally, he decided to wait till morning and
let the caretakers help him out, so he sat in a corner and went to sleep..
A little later in the night, another Irish bloke made the
same shortcut, and he too fell into the grave site.. As he scrambled at the sides to no
avail, the other drunk woke up.
"Ya kanna get out, I've tried," he said.
He got out...
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