 "St.
Patrick's Day's Engagement"
An Irishman proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day and
gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. On learning it wasn't real, she protested
vehemently about his cheapness.
"It was in honor of St. Patrick's Day" he smiled. "I gave you a sham rock."
"The Winning Number"
"And the winning ticket is number 11," Father Ted
called at the charity raffle. Everybody looked around to see who had won the prize but no
one had their hand up.
"Didn't you have ticket number 11 Father Dougal?"
Father Ted urged.
“So I do Father," said Father Dougal. "I'm sorry; I was
looking at it upside down!"
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