 "Stolen"
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his
hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?"
"Yesss, sssshombody stol me car!" the Irishman replies.
The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw
it?"
"It was at the end of this key."
About this time the cop happens to notice that the Irishman's member is being
exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing
yourself, sir?"
The Irishman looks down woefully and moans "Oooh gawd... they got me
girlfriend, too!!"
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