 "St.
Patrick's Skull"
Bud Nelson, from New York, flew to Knock Airport in the
west of Ireland on Business.
As he walked down the stairs from the plane onto the runway
he noticed a small Irishman standing beside a long table with an assortment of Human
Skulls.
"What are you doing?" asked the American.
"Oh, I'm selling skulls," replied the Irishman.
"And what skulls do you have?" said Bud.
"Well, I have the skulls of the most famous Irishmen
that ever lived!!" said the Irishman.
"That's great!" said Bud. "Give me some
names!"
"Well!" said the Irishman, pointing to various
skulls. "That one there is James Joyce, the famous author and playwright, that one
there is St. Brendan, the Navigator, that's Michael Collins the leader of the 1916 rising,
and that one there is St. Patrick, the Patron Saint of Ireland... G-d bless his
soul.."
"Sorry" said Bud, "But did you say St.
Patrick?"
"That's correct!" said the Irishman.
"I have to have that!" said Bud and paid him
$1,650.00 in cash.
Bud flew back to New York and mounted his Skull on the wall
in his Pub. People came from all over America to view this famous Skull. He made a fortune
over a five year period and retired a very rich man. During his retirement, he decided to
go back to visit Ireland, the land that made him a fortune.
Bud flew back into Knock airport, and while walking down
the stairs saw the same Irishman at the bottom of the stairs.
"Goodness", said Bud, "What are you
doing?"
"Oh, I'm selling skulls", replied the Irishman.
"And what skulls do you have today?" said Bud.
"Well, I have the skulls of the most famous Irishmen
that ever lived!!" said the Irishman.
"That's great!" said Bud. "Give me some
names!"
"Well!" said the Irishman, pointing to various
skulls. "That one there is James Joyce, the famous author and playwright, that one
there is St. Brendan, the Navigator, that's Michael Collins the leader of the 1916 rising,
and that one there is St. Patrick, the Patron Saint of Ireland... G-d bless his
soul.."
"Sorry" said Bud, "But did you say St.
Patrick?"
"That's Correct!" said the Irishman.
"Well!", said Bud, I was here almost 7 years ago
and you sold me a Skull a little bit bigger than that one there, and you told me then that
the skull was St. Patrick."
"Oh
yes!" said the Irishman, "I remember you now!...you see... This is St. Patrick
when he was a Boy!!"
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