 "Eulogy"
Mean old Fitzgerald died and his funeral was held by Father O'Malley in a
parish in Ireland. Fitzgerald was a rich
businessman that treated his factory workers and family very poorly; never had a good word
for anyone, but lots of bad ones, a penny pincher and slave driver. Only seven people showed up for the funeral, and
usually the whole parish showed up when someone passed.
Father treated all his flock the same and started his usual mass.
When it came time for the eulogy, no one came forward. Father asked for someone to do the proper thing,
but all just bowed their heads and looked at the floor.
Father said, surely someone has something nice to say about old Fitzgerald. No one looked up.
Father got mad and said, “Now this is my church and someone is going to
give a few words good of eulogy. No one moved,
but finally Paddy, the janitor, stood up. Father,
he said, his brother was meaner.
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