A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with a pet dog he
doted on. The dog finally died and Muldoon
went to the parish priest and asked, Father, the dog is dead. Could you be saying a
mass for the creature?"
Father Patrick replied, No, we cannot have services for an animal in
the church, but there's a new denomination down the road, no telling what they believe,
but maybe they'll do something for the animal."
Muldoon said "I'll go right now. Do you think $50,000 is enough to
donate for the service?"
Father Patrick asked, "Why didn't you tell me the dog was
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