"How to Tell Time"
A guy goes for a walk in the forest one day and comes upon an Indian, stark
naked, lying on the ground with a big erection. "What
are you doing?" asks the hiker. "Me
telling time. It's 1:30, answers the
Indian." The hiker looks at his watch and
sure enough it's 1:30.
A little further down the path he encounters a similar site, an Indian, naked
with a big hard on. "What are you
doing?" asks the hiker. "Me telling
time. It's 3:00 PM says the Indian." And
sure enough the hiker's watch reads 3:00 PM.
So the hiker, shaking his head, keeps moving.
He finally comes upon another Indian, also naked, lying on the ground. However, this guy not only has a huge erection,
he's also jacking off. "So, what are you
doing?" demands the hiker.
"Winding my watch," responds the Indian.
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