 "The
Gas Grill"
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon, they were working in the
garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Hey,
honey you are getting fat. Your butt is getting HUGE. I bet it is as big as the gas grill
now."
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yard stick, measured
the grill and then measured his wife's butt. "Yep, he said, "Just what I
thought, just about the same size.” The wife got very incensed and decided to let him
do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the
day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife, and
said, "How about it honey? How about a
little lovemaking?"
The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold
shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.
To which she replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this big
grill for your one little weenie, do you?"
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