 "A
Friendly Affair"
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best
friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the
phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks
over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...
(She is speaking in a cheery voice)
"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I
am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye."
She hangs up the telephone, and her jealous lover asks, "Who was
that?"
"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about
the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
"Rent"
"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord
because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor.
"You didn't do it, did you?"
"I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add.
What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"
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