 "Getting
a Haircut"
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I
can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy
leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 2
hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says "About an hour and a
half." The guy leaves again.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill,
follow that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The
barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill attempts to stop laughing, looks up and says, "Er... To your
house."
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