 "A
Raffle At Work"
One day a women arrives home from work and her husband
notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He
asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start supper."
The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a
diamond bracelet. Her husband asks,
"Where did you get the bracelet?" She
replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go
get my bath ready while I start supper."
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from
work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I
suppose you won that in a raffle at work?" She
replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she
notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She
yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub!"
He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet!"
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