 "Yes
& No"
A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the owner if he
would tattoo the words "yes" and "no" on his penis. The owner agreed, and the tattooing was underway. When the job was complete, the man thought his new
tattoo looked great, and he paid for the service.
That night when the man went home he approached his wife in
their bedroom. He stripped off his pants, then his boxer shorts, and there was his aroused
organ displaying his newly acquired tattoo.
He asked his wife, "Well Honey, what do you think of
my new tattoo?"
His wife became upset.
She said...
"You tell me how to cook..."
"You tell me how to clean the house..."
"You tell me how to do the laundry..."
"And now you are going to put words in my mouth!"
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