 "Keeping
up with the Joneses..."
Mrs. Jones had just died and was enquiring at the gates to
heaven where she could find her husband who had died 5 years before.
"What was your husband's name?"
"Fred Jones."
"Well, I am afraid, Mrs. Jones, that there are a great
many Fred Jones here. Can you be a bit more
specific?"
"Well, he had no middle name. I'm not sure what else I
can give you."
"Mrs Jones, did he say anything on his death bed that
would give us a clue?"
"With his dying breath he made me swear that I would
never have another man, or he'll turn in his grave.."
"Oh! You want the Spinning Jones!"
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