 "Heart
Attack?"
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from the inside of
the apartment. He walks inside only to find
his wife on the floor of the living room naked. Wife
yells, "Help, Help, I am having a heart attack", the husband runs in the other
room to call the doctor when one of his kids run up to him and says,
"Daddy, Daddy, there is a naked man in the closet!" Husband opens the closet door and sees his friend
Bob naked. He yells at Bob, "Bob, G-d damn it! My
wife is having a heart attack, and here you are trying to scare the kids!!!"
"Preferred Position"
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
"Does your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one.
"Well... not exactly." his friend replied, "She's more into
the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well... not exactly...."
"I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead."
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