 "Las
Vegas"
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going, and she
replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He questioned her as to why she was going, and she told him "I just
found out that I can make a lot of money doing what I give you for free. In Las Vegas,
they pay $400.00 for oral sex!"
He pondered that for a while, went into the house, packed his bags and
returned to the porch and his wife.
She said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
He replied, "I'm going, too."
"Why?" she asked.
He said, "I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a
year."
"The Island of Bogaa-Booga"
A man comes flying in and races to bed room, grabs a
suitcase and starts packing. Wife, hearing the
commotion, follows him into bedroom, watches for minute, and asks, "What are you
doing?"
He replies, "I just learned that on the south sea island
of Bogaa-Booga, that there are 10 women for every man; that men are in such short supply;
that women will pay $20 a pop."
Wife watches for a minute, goes gets another suitcase and
also starts packing.
Husband stops, looks at her, and asks, "What the Hell
are you doing?"
She
replies, "I want to go with you and see how you are going to live on $40 a
month."
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