 "The
Mistress"
The married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a
statuesque blonde walked over to their table, exchanged warm greetings with the husband
and walked off. "Who was that?" the
wife demanded.
"If you must know," he coolly replied, "that
was my mistress."
"Your mistress? I
want a divorce!"
"Are you sure you want to give up a big house in the
suburbs, a Mercedes, furs, jewelry, and a vacation home in Mexico?"
They continued dining in silence. Finally, the woman nudged her husband and said,
"Isn't that Howard over there? Who's he
with?"
"That's his mistress," her husband replied.
"Oh," she said, taking a bite of dessert. "Ours is cuter."
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