 "The
Statue"
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her
husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the
corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all
over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you
to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he
entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The
Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much; I got one for us, too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that
night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went
to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue,' "Eat something. I stood at the Smiths like an idiot for three days,
and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
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