 “The
Strategy”
Leaving the poker party late, as usual, two friends compared notes. "I can never fool my wife." the first
complained. "I turn off the car's engine and coast into the garage, take off my
shoes, sneak upstairs, and undress in the bathroom. But
she always wakes up and yells at me for being out so late and leaving her alone."
"You got the wrong technique my friend." his buddy replied. "I
roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, rub my hand on her butt and say,
‘How about a little?’ She always
pretends to be asleep."
“Transplant”
In spite of her husband's successful sex-organ transplant, the wife still
complained about the failure of their marriage. "Before
the operation, he couldn't make love to anybody." she told the counselor, “Now
he has sex with everyone but me!”
"Now that's strange." replied the counselor. "Did he explain why?"
"Yes." she fumed. "He
now claims he can't stand the thought of me committing adultery."
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