 “Home
Economics”
A guy came home from work not at all happy. His young,
naive, wife asked what was wrong. He said he was laid off from work today and was worried
about meeting the mortgage and other bills this month.
He told his wife he thought about it and decided an easy
way to keep up was for her to go out on the street and solicit sex for cash. Just 'till
the end of this month... He had a plan where he'd always be close and she could run to him
for help if she needed him.
First night out, first customer: She leans into the car
window and says $100 bucks for sex. He says he
doesn't have $100; how much for a blow job? The girl runs around the corner and asks her
husband how much for a blow job. He says $50. She runs back to the car and tells the john
$50 bucks. He asks how much for a hand job
then? She says wait a minute, and runs to ask her husband. He says $30.
The girl runs back to the car and says $30 bucks for the
hand job. The guy says OK, hands her the $30 bucks, unzips and pulls out his long thick
prick. The girl takes one look at his 'equipment', says: “Wait just a minute! "
and runs back to her husband, who's getting ticked off by now. He says, “What the
hell is it now?
She asks: “Can we lend this
guy $70 bucks????”
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