 "A
Husband's Checkup"
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup,
the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined
with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make
sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an
especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.
Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. And
most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every
whim. If you can do this for
the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health
completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor
say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
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