 "This
Bull Reproduced..."
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine
Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:
"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments, "See! That
was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder
reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month.
What do YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen
reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day,
every day of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, “Sure, once a
day!....... But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!!"
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