 "The
Breakfast Pig"
This rather stupid guy goes to a party without his wife. He hears another guy say to HIS wife,
"Pass the sugar, Honey" and "Pass the honey, Sugar."
He thinks this sort of speech is a neat idea.
So, the very next morning at breakfast, he says to his wife,
"Pass the bacon, Pig."
“In Vegas”
A fellow in Las Vegas was winning big at the roulette table. He told his
wife, "Tonight, you're sleeping with a rich man."
Before long, though, he had lost everything.
As they left the casino, his wife said, "Am I to go to this rich guy's
room, or is he coming to ours?"
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