 "Hot
Vacation"
"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after
setting out an elaborate dinner for two.
"No thank you," the gentleman replied. "That will be
all."
As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on
the bed. "Anything for your wife?" he asked.
"Yeah! That's a good idea," the fellow said. "Please bring up
a postcard."
"Has Anyone Ever Told You..."
After a company party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks her
husband,
"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to
women you are?"
The flattered husband said, "No, dear, they haven't."
The wife then softly inquired, "Then what the heck gave you that idea at
the party tonight?"
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