 "Sweetheart"
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed
something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her: "My Love",
"Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc., etc.
His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of
these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."
The host said, "Well, honestly ...I’ve forgotten her name."
"The Emotional Male"
One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down
at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt,
delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes
glistening she slipped her arms around her husband.
"A penny for your thoughts," she whispered in his ear.
"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can
make a crib like that for only $46.50!"
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