 "Sweet
Revenge"
"Will that be cash, check or charge?" asked the
sales person, after folding items a woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, a remote control for
a television set become visible in the woman's purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" asked the
sales clerk.
"Oh no," replied the woman, “But my husband refused to come
shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
"True Grief"
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and
started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a
grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why
did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere
with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen
before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's
first husband."
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