 "25th
Anniversary Mink"
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their
25th anniversary.
"HA," he snorted, "The day I buy you a fur
coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest!"
On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and
thrusts her pubic area forward.
"There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me a fur
coat."
"That's not your chest!" he roars back.
"Damn right it's my chest," she argued,
"Before we got married, this was your hope chest.
On our honeymoon, it was your treasure chest.
Afterwards it became our family chest. AND
IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT, IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"
….She got her mink....
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