“Say It With Flowers”
A new business was opening, and a long-time friend of the owner decided to
send flowers for the occasion. He arrived at
the "grand opening", accepted a glass of champagne and a warm handshake from his
host, then browsed about the room examining the many floral arrangements and potted
plants.
Finally, he happened upon his own offering, only to find an attached card
bearing this sentiment:
"Rest
in Peace"
Embarrassed and irate at the florist's error, he phoned to lodge a complaint. After venting his anger in a lengthy tirade, he
waited impatiently for the florist's explanation.
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting
angry.... imagine this: Somewhere a funeral is
taking place today, and they have a lovely floral spray with an attached note saying:
"Congratulations
on Your New Location"
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