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"Apropos Signs" 

  • On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
  •  Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." 
  • In a Nonsmoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." 
  • On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push." 
  • On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog." 
  • At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." 
  • On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission."
  •  On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." 
  • In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels." 
  • On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs." 
  • On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you." 
  • At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash condition." 
  • On a fence: "Salesmen welcome.  Dog food is expensive." 
  • At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." 
  • Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary.  We'll hear you coming." 
  • Outside a Hotel: "Help!  We need inn-experienced people." 
  • In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here." 
  • On a desk in a Reception Room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left." 
  • In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!" 
  • On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin." 
  • At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your  bill.  However, if you don't, you will be." 
  • In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!" 
  • On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte." 
  • In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up." 
  • Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop." 
  • On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a minute." 
  • In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." 
  • In a Counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory.  Growing wise is optional." 
  • In the Washington University (St Louis, MO) law library - "You have the right to remain silent."

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