"Good Manners"
Barry who is noted for his tact was awakened one morning at four o'clock by
his ringing telephone.
"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an irate
voice.
The man thanked the caller and politely asked his name before hanging up.
The next morning at four o'clock, Barry called back his neighbor.
"Sir," he said, "I don't have a dog."
“Rolls Royce”
An executive of a large Corporation recently bought his first Rolls Royce. For weeks he spoke of little else.
One day, as he finished a round of golf at his Country Club, he learned that
a fellow member needed a ride to the city.
Delighted at the chance to show off his new purchase, he offered the stranger
a lift.
"I suppose you've never ridden in a Rolls Royce before," he said
somewhat condescendingly.
"Well," replied the passenger rather dryly, "Never in the
front seat."
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