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"Are You a Good Witch, or a Bad Witch?" 

Long after Dorothy, Toto and the rest of the gang left the land of Oz, Good Witch Glenda of the North was horribly bored.  She spent her days just floating around in her little bubble gazing at the land of Oz, hoping for someone to help or inspire.  

One day, while floating around in her bubble, she passed over a pond and saw a lonely little yellow toad perched on a lily pad.  He looked extremely depressed...  She floated down to the toad and asked him what could be the matter.  

"Oh Good Witch Glenda, you are right.  I AM horribly depressed.  I am completely colored yellow, whereas all the other little toads in the pond are green.  Won't you please help me?" 

Mustering up all of her kind heartiness and good will, she waved her magic wand over the toad, and his color changed to green...  That is, all except his 'private parts.'  They remained bright yellow.  

"Good Witch Glenda!   Thank you so much, but my lower extremities!   They're still yellow, while the rest of me is green!" 

"Oh, I'm sorry, dear little toad.  My powers are strong, but apparently not strong enough.  The only person who may be able to help you might be the Wizard, the Wizard of Oz." 

So, in hopeful anticipation, he began hopping off toward the castle, where the Wizard of Oz resided. 

Glenda the Good Witch continued her surveillance of the Land of Oz, floating around in her bubble.  As she was passing over a pasture, she looked down to spot a pink elephant who looked horribly depressed. 

"Oh, Good Witch Glenda, you are right.  I AM horribly depressed. I am completely colored pink, whereas all the other elephants in the pasture are gray.  Won't you please help me?" 

Mustering up all of her kind heartiness and good will, she waved her magic wand over the elephant, and his color changed to gray...  That is, all except his 'private parts.'  They remained cheerfully pink. 

"Good Witch Glenda!   Thank you so much, but my lower extremities!   They're so pink while the rest of me is gray!" 

"Oh, I'm sorry, dear elephant.  My powers are strong, but apparently not strong enough.  The only person who may be able to help you might be the Wizard, the powerful Wizard of Oz." 

"Well, that's fine and dandy, but where may I find this fabled 'Wizard of Oz?'" 

And Glenda, The Good Witch said:

"Just follow the yellow-pricked toad!"