 “Marry
a Frog?”
A man with a 50 inch long penis goes to his doctor to
complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. "They all tell me that my penis is too
long," he says. "Doctor," he
asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you can shorten it?"
The doctor replied, "Medically, son, there is nothing
I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be
able to help you." So the doctor gives
him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 50 inches long and I can't
get any women to have sex with me. Can you
help me shorten it?"
The witch asked him to "Pull it out and let me look at
it."
The man uncoils his 50 inch penis. The witch stares in
amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your
problem. What you have to do is go to a pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log
that can help solve your dilemma. First you
must ask the frog to marry you. Each time the
frog declines your proposal; your penis will be ten inches shorter."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the pond and sure enough, there sat
this frog on a log. He called out to the frog,
"Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO.".
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 10 inches
shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud, "This is great!!" But it's still too long at 40 inches, so I'll ask
the frog to marry me again. "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed
back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and
it was another 10 inches shorter. The man
laughed, "This is fantastic." He
looked down at his penis again, 30 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Thirty inches is still a monster, just a little
less would be ideal. So, I'll ask the frog to
marry me one more time. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog
will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across pond shaking its head,
"NO! ..........NO! ...and for the last time......... NO!"
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