 “Mermaid’s
Wishes”
There were three guys and they're out having relaxing day
fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid
who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. One of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says:
"Ok, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ." The mermaid says:
"Done.“ Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analyzing
it with extreme insight.
The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid: "Triple my IQ." The mermaid says:
"Done." The guy starts to spout out
all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of
varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc. The
last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends that he says to the mermaid:
"Quintuplet my IQ."
The mermaid looks at him and says: "You know, I
normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd
reconsider."
The guy says: "Nope, I want you to times my IQ by
five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."
"Please," says the mermaid "You don't know
what you're asking... It'll change your entire view on the universe! ...won't you ask for
something else... a million dollars? Anything?"
But no matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on
having his IQ increased by five times its usual power. So the mermaid sighed and said:
"Done."
And so.................. He became a woman.
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