 “Walk or Run?”
A recent Scottish immigrant (let's call him McGregor, shall we?) attends his
first baseball game in his new country. After
a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "Run...Run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball, and the Scotchman stands up
and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-r-un yah bahstard. R-r-run!
A third batter slams a hit, and again the Scotchman, obviously pleased with
his knowledge of the game, screams, "r-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya."
The next batter held his swing at three and two, and, as the ref calls a
walk, the Scotchman stands up yelling, "r-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run."
All the surrounding fans giggle quietly, and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment,
whispers, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."
The Scotchman stands up in disbelief and then shouts, "Wahlk with
prrride, man!"
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