"Juan The Smuggler"
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the
bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that ~ get off the bike."
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds
nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan
overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand
in the bags.
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the
man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The
guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain
nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to
Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events has repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard
meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling
something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you
smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."
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