“You May
Be An Engineer If... “
If you have more toys than your kids.
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name.
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see
how they work.
If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight.
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work,
and you rush up to the front to fix it.
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your
anniversary.
If you have memorized the program schedule for the
Discovery channel, and have seen most of the shows already
If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own
handwriting.
If people groan at the party when you pick out the music.
If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd
time this week.
If you did the sound system for your senior prom.
If your checkbook always balances.
If your wrist watch has more buttons than a telephone.
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
If you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13"
were the mission controllers.
If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because
they didn't get enough sleep.
If you spend more on your home computer than your car.
If you know what http:/ stands for.
If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio.
If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and
nuts in your garage.
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you
try to explain atmospheric absorption theory.
If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2.
Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate (or Chinese, pizza,
beer, etc)
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