 “Why
Dogs are better than Cats”
11. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they
are good and ready.
10. Dogs look much better at the
end of a leash.
9. Dogs will let you give them a
bath without taking out a contract on your life.
8. Dogs will bark to wake you up
if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
7. Dogs will bring you your
slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
6. Dogs will play Frisbee with
you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.
5. Dogs will sit on the car seat
next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.
4. Dogs will greet you and lick
your face when you come home from work. Cats
will be mad that you went to work at all.
3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and
heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.
2. Dogs will tilt their heads and
listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
1. Dogs will give you
unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made
since the day you were born.
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