"The Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt Slogans" 26-53
26. A
mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral
available.
27. An error? Impossible! My
modem is error correcting.
28. CONGRESS.SYS
Corrupted: Re-boot Washington, D.C.? (Y/N)
29. Does fuzzy
logic tickle?
30. A
computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
31. 11th
commandment - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Pentium.
32. 24 hours in
a day ... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
33. Disinformation
is not as good as datinformation.
34. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
35. SENILE.COM
found ... Out of Memory...
36. Who's
General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
37. Ultimate
office automation: networked coffee.
38. RAM disk is
not an installation procedure.
39. Shell to
DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to
DOS...
40. All
computers wait at the same speed.
41. Computer: A
device designed to speed and automate errors.
42. Press
<CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue...
43. Smash
forehead on keyboard to continue...
44. Enter any
11-digit prime number to continue...
45. ASCII
stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
46. E-mail
returned to sender-insufficient voltage.
47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
48. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
50. "640K
ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill
Gates, 1981
51. DOS Tip
#17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCRS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
52. Hidden DOS
Secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
53. Press any
key... no, no, no! NOT THAT ONE!
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