"The Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt Slogans" 1-25
1. Cannot
find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
2. COFFEE.EXE
Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
3. Buy a
Pentium II 686/233 so you can reboot faster.
4. 2 + 2
= 5 for extremely large values of 2.
5. Computers
are not intelligent. They only think they are.
6. Computers
make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
7. My
software never has bugs. It just develops
random features.
8. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN
9. C:\WINDOWS
C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
10. <----------------The
information went data way-----------
11. Best file
compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100%
compression
12. The
Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out,
put new ones in.
13. BREAKFAST.COM
Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
14. The name is
Baud....... James Baud.
15. BUFFERS FILES 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
16. Access
denied-nah nah na nah nah!
17. c:\> Bad
Command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
18. Bad
command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
19. Why doesn't
DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"?
20. As a
computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
21. Southern
DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
22. Backups? We don' NEED no stinking backups.
23. E Pluribus
Modem
24. ... File
not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
25. Ethernet
(n): something used to catch the etherbunny
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