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“Is PC a Male or a Female?” 

Humankind's predilection for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers.  But, which gender should your PC be?   

Here are the top reasons why they have to be male: 

They have a lot of data, but they're still clueless.

A better model is just around the corner.

They look nice and shiny until you get them home.

It's always essential to have a backup.

They'll do whatever you want if you push the right buttons.

The best part of having one is the games you can play.

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

The lights are on but nobody's home.

Big power surges knock them out at night.

Size does matter. 

But then again, here are the top reasons why they are obviously female: 

They're oh so picky, picky, picky.

They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Beauty is only shell deep. 

When you ask them what's wrong, they always say 'nothing.'

They can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.

They are always turning simple statements into big productions.

Small talk is important.

You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.

They make you take the garbage out. 

Miss a period, and they go wild.

BUT, on the other hand............... 

Five reasons computers MUST be female:

5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else

2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as: "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.