| "Dormitory Rules"
On the first day of college, the Dean addresses the students, pointing out
some of the rules.
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so
too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be
fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be
fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.
"Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for
a season pass?"
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