“A Story Of The Smart Teacher”
One year, at Duke, there were these two guys who were
taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs,
etc., such that going into the final they had a solid A.
These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend
before finals week (even though the Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go up to
UVirginia and party with some friends up there. So
they did this and had a great time. However,
with their hangovers and everything, they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back
to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather
than taking the final then, what they did was to find Professor Bonk after the final and
explain to him why they missed the final.
They told him that they went up to UVa for the weekend, and
had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back
and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time and so were late getting
back to campus. Bonk thought this over and
then agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved.
So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the
time that Bonk had told them. He placed them
in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was
something simple about molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points. "Cool," they thought, "this is going
to be easy." They did that problem and
then turned the page.
They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the
next page. It said:
(95
points) Which tire was flat?
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